That fag deserves to be mentally unstable. R310 & R312, I share your loathing of that ad, in no small part because it's played so often whenever it appears, which seems to be every year -- that cute young couple must be in their dotage by now. Otherwise the world may never know the moral bankruptcy it's suffering by not knowing of all the Korean/queer owned coffee producers it hasn't been financially patronizing. The Kraft cheese ad where the family is sitting around the table eating dinner and the little brats refuse to eat ("Fine, I'll sit here ALL NIGHT.") I just found out that Nina Simone is singing on this song but I still hate it. Such a stupid commercial. With commensurate expenses like houseS, carS, etc. I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks , [quote]I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks . Not all of us are TV zombies with cable. The FB commercial with the scrawny guy who says his girlfriend dumped him for a Pisces or whatever zodiac sign. Men With Cerebral Palsy For children ages 3-4. A lot of the TV ads described in this thread must be regional. Don't know what it's for but the commercial featuring the woman and her dog, where she's preparing dinner using a pepper mill and she describes it using the most god-awful vocal fry. Any of those every kiss begins with Kaye commercials especially the one where the sisters talk about how the mom handed down these sisters maybe a bracelet or necklace or ring or whatever. They lift up the garage doors for the whole neighborhood to see and start doing their podcast. All Rakuten commercials but particularly this one. Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Analog Indulgence 35K subscribers 9.5K views 6 years ago Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Colgate (sub-brand of Colgate-Palmolive). The Hippo ad with Ralph Fiennes aborted son. Maybe just stop eating so damn much. I am fucking creeped-out by that psychotic Ambient-dream horror show commercial for Montefiore/Einstein Children's Hospital with the obnoxious soundtrack filled with people singing off-key, and the little girl rushing her stuffed unicorn to the ICU. The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). There is some ad for delivery of pet supplies. The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. [quote] I thought that guy was J. R236-It's to her cat, and I want to strangle that cutesy bitch. Swap in one of the below best toothpastes for bad breath, according to customer reviews. She is an older thin coiffed woman who is giddy with the Christmas shopping bug! My 3 year old is blind and we face challenges everyday, this so much my heart and soul needed this morning. Everything about it is the stuff of nightmares. hate the one with the chick in the kitchen. They see each other at their respective front doors which appear to be next to each other. In NYC they are playing three different vaccination commercials featuring real people talking about getting the shot. Smile with strength by protecting your tooth enamel with Colgate Enamel Health mouthwash. It's amazing how many morons work for ad agencies. Yes, but luckily I had a bank of hours, and our union froze the requirements during that time. Any fucking commercial with Kevin Hart screaming. Select Editions Large Type features up to two expertly edited best-selling books in every volume. Idiots cant go to a local grocery or produce store and buy the same stuff for less than half the price?? I notice a lot of the channels which air retro-TV series also show these awful ads. Has anyone else seen the commercial with Dr. James Kojian. I hope the folks at Home Goods paid hall and Oates a shitload of money, because I used to like that song. Credit where due, sounds like it should help some people. Check out the video at iSpot.tv:What Can Your Smile Do? The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover Dont mind if I do! as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before. That hideous commercial in which the odious entitled Karen welcomes you to her vagina. Why do I assume Smoove is just playing his true self in those spots? The vagina commercials are hilarious but only because they trigger that dumb bitch Monica Cole and her One Million Moms (should be renamed Twelve Hundred Cunts to be more accurate) organization. Samsung can't even make quality televisions, you think I'd trust them with a washer/dryer? I'm not sure what they're advertising but the commercial features a little boy with one of those cloying affected childish voices asking "Did you know" about an endless stream of subjects until his mom says "Did you know we love how many things you know?" You may show minimal to no improvement in your oldfolks condition. WELL - they have topped themselves - a long torturous commercial about the poor dogs used for Dog Fights - holy fancy Moses - I wish I could help them all but that commercial is enough to make you run from the room! Ugh! The ad where a woman in white stretch pants jumps over a camera showing what looks to be her crapped her pants or threw a crotch clot, for a TV instant, is disgusting. Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. That new Samsung washer and dryer commercial with a song thats clearly ripping off the beginning riff from the Rolling Stones Miss You. It's more the fact the I can't figure out the layout of their apartments! B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. We're going to have to report you. Why does a kid blind enough to require a cane, wear glasses. I say fuck your empty-assed refrigerator that is suddenly packed with a bunch of plastic containers of food you will probably never even open and eat. Please bring back Rashida Jones Expedia commercials! Her big floating head superimposed on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor is creepy AF. He has his eyes closed. I have to mute that dumb fuck Rob Gronkowski for USAA Insurance. Yah-yah-yah-yi-yah-yah yeah yah!". The drug has a dumb name. R330 never heard all the "women drivers!" . The women could simply be roommates. Grammarly commercials where people sit at computers with the camera spinning around them dramatically as slowly broadening smiles of joy creep across their faces. Its a myth circulating on the internet referring to different products : cosmetics, toothpaste tubes, etc. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. For fuck's sake! The commercials are offensive where a white woman brags to black friend how she loves the bubble maker. What sitcoms and canned dramas are you frumpy queens staring at? Obviously he's a new chef. That Peyronie's disease commercial is now shown throughout the day. A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". Why don't you take a shower more often so we don't have to smell your stinky parts. The Zac Efron spot wherein he resembled a 70's gay porn star. It's silly but nowhere near as annoying as the previous ad, and the puppy is worth watching. And a Western Omelette! For more information, please see our I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. I'm the cute one now. Cleaner taste. I just think it's an odd ad campaign, especially coming from a company with such a bad reputation for labor relations -- isn't a certain portion of the audience bound to scoff? in those awful commercials isn't even funny. And has she just sold the car they are riding in? I love Kate doing the Lezbo Klomp in the red stilettos. Does anyone get those commercials with former fitness queen James Basedow who now has some $10 budget Facebook show calle "JB's Fantastic Finds?" R314 its awful. Sorry no information about the singer who sing the song that used in Colgate Advert Be the Reason Nurse. The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. Now that the gecko is banished from the Jeopardy kingdom, I can't remember what he looks like. If I dont ever see it how can I hate it too? No matter where she's kissing the glass window, in the time of Covid, WHY the fuck is a commercial featuring anyone kissing a pane of dirty glass??? Insurance companies, big pharma and Medicare have to account for more than half of all commercials. Shingles can be whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ", I watch live tv through Hulu and they have been running the same three commercials ad nauseam for weeks. Seat Geek with the talking and moving rear end of people. It's not a hymn, you're just selling insurance! FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS! Interns? He has his eyes closed. He confirms and they smile again at each other. You might as well leave the TV on mute. The fucking asthma medication commercials where the editors think they're doing "1917", but every edit is so obvious it makes them look like NYU film students. The Black mom is asking her young daughter why she didn't want put on her pants, while the dark haired white, or Hispanic, mom is in the background, she looks over as the Black woman is talking to her daughter. The kids act like they're horrified by what they see, when in reality, they'd probably just shut the laptop or walk away. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching. I hate the Progressive ad where Flo ruins the close encounter between nerdy girl and hot guy in the laundromat. The property brothers on the American Family Insurance commercial where they recite home decorating styles - cottage tudor, R95 that guy isn't Latino. Revitalize your smile with toothpaste with charcoal. While making goofy faces at a little girl with a sock puppet, her smile catches the eye of another passenger. Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy. Its for girls claiming to be only 18, yeah sure Anyway one of the bikini clad skanks is holding sunscreen and it squirts out and she has the most mortified look on her face. Burlington sells more than just coats, their commercial already explains that. Like the weeping thumb on the Botox commercial who weep, weep lost his husband. GET TINTING, YOU OAFS! Privacy Policy. Thats so flyover. In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. The Chapstick commercial with the little girl kissing a glass window from inside a car or is it a bus? I mute it immediately. If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial Im a scream.. Its a fucking coat factory.. Thats it. Really? All these betting app commercials are stupid, but Caesar's should have never made it past the Ides of March. Thank you. Life alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted-living. Mom and Dad sniff the Downey and are instantly taken to nirvana. Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". Tepezza -The big blond woman with Thyroid eye disease! Is this the only way you can make money, Jimmy J. Walker and Joe Namath??? Carls Jr. with the Feed Your Happy slogan. Car ad featuring a cute white guy with three segments with auto featured among them: Preparing to meet his black fiancee's family. R427 that shit is soooo tiresome. They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) And a trailer for a movie opening on Valentine's Day. R97, I haven't seen that one. That fucking Grammarly ad that plays before every Youtube video that starts "WRITING'S NOT EASY" delivered in the most eardrum rupturing Gen Z shrill girl voice! The commercial . Have you no shame, let alone creativity? The Rakuten commercial using "Whatta Man" by Salt n' Peppa. I cant stand that Bud Light commercial they play every time where the unhot neighbor breaks through the wall and asks, Have you tried this?. It's like he's talking to the hearing impaired. Who cares about his weak eye? This was when Bruce was the Ozzie Nelson type dad - no sign of Caitlyn - no Kanye. From proper toothbrush care, how cavities are formed, which toothpaste to use and how to get your whole mouth clean, Dr. Rabbit teaches your child how to properly develop good oral . The Hanes commercial with the guy hawking "ball-ance." This must have been mentioned a few times already, but I cannot stand the commercial with Dave Grohl, Kevin Hart, and some other people in a house and Dave is shouting to Kevin that he made lasagna. When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub. Kevin yells back, what! And the message it sends is, "Sure these workouts will make you FEEL like a dancer but you'll still LOOK like a blue collar linebacker compared to this little blonde gazelle, ha ha!". It's creepy and obnoxious. Colgate Kids. The horrible Everlywell commercials for allergy saliva testing. There's no escaping some of these annoying TV ads. What is she, Beanie Feldstein's understudy in Funny Girl? "I'm a close talker, so I was excited about all-new Colgate Total. You gonna go after wheres the beef next? Are you too lazy to go to the grocery store or poor as fuck? He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO. I liked the Flight Attendant version, I like the current road worker one where the guy in the reflective vest, fans his ass, quickly, before a "big shit eating" smile hands him the bottle of pink gold! yells: "James??? Those Uber Eats commercials with Elton and Lil Nas are bizarre. I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads. I always wish the mother would snarl "Shut the hell up, you little know-it-all!". ANYTHING for yooooou! . Like oh yay! I hate that commercial with a passion. Fight bacteria, prevent cavities, strengthen enamel, whiten teeth and more with Colgate Total products. God I fucking hate that State Farm ad where the woman piles meat on the scale. Thank God they've stopped running the Shriners commercial. Any commercial where a 40something guy looks at the camera and says What she wants? Is Alphonso a real person with HIV or simply an actor? Keep your cool with fresh breath toothpastes and toothbrushes that give you the confidence to connect. Is she trying to be funny? Ugh that new Christmas JC PENNY ad with the old woman who looks like Carol Channing with big black glasses everyone is dancing and merry making through JC Penny. If either of them were attractive it would be homoerotic. I hate that treacly Kohl's commercial where Grandpa puts on an earsplitting recording of "From Me to You" so the kid can waltz around with grandma for a few minutes. Just when a bloody, exhausted, and devastated Buck reunited with Eddie to break the awful news about Christopher, Christopher turned up, not all that much worse for the wear considering everything that had happened. The most annoying current TV ads are those relentless Medicare commercials which are filled with lies. In the past 30 days, Colgate has had 3,339 airings and earned an airing rank of #324 with a spend ranking of #91 as compared to all other advertisers. The Shaquille O'Neal ad for whatever the hell he's hawking this week, where he walks into an establishment "disguised" in a bad grey Beatles wig and mustache. [quote] the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. No information which song is used in the Colgate TV commercial ad Be the Reason Nurse. And shrill! The new Liberty emu commercial is pretty fucking funny, no matter how CGI'd it looks. Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! Hello. How does someone change their appearance so radically? She looks a little crazy now . Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"? The Colgate company in South Africa assured its customers in June that its products were 100 percent safe and said the United States did not import toothpaste from the country. Keira Knightley is in some perfume ad that is set to fragments of Janis Joplin's CRY. The south-Asian chic wearing the green jumpsuit in the Rakuten commercial needs her face punched. Best of the Super Bowl ads? It's probably one of the worst and most annoying commercial I've seen in decades. The Power of a Smile | Colgate Colgate US 60.9K subscribers Subscribe 727 90K views 1 year ago The power of a smile can bring optimism to those around you. That blonde woman in her car giving us a look like she knows weve been discussing her constipation. I dont know what they're trying to sell me, but the commercial that uses The Clapping Song can just fuck off already. Published April 25, 2022 Who the fuck is coming up with this shit? The girl doesn't come off as special. That private parts deodorant commercial. If you're ready for sparks to fly, Colgate Total Advanced toothpaste is recommended. In the preview for that instigator Charlamagne Da God show, well all of them are absolutely atrocious but in the new one someone asks him about the mental health issues in the US. Shes an icon for over ten years and still going.RESPECT (find out what it means to me!). I may have missed a post here about Khloe Kardashian for a headache drug. Are these all regional commercials? I worked in advertising 30 years. What happened to Al Bundy shilling for Nike? Some of the worst current commercials are the Philly cream cheese ads. The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag. Hello and thank you for registering. Much better than the rotten fish expedition of the hot crack yoga moms. I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. He annoys me more than the "Heroes in Film" book club lady. Just can't figure it out. First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. They picked homely women so, yeah, I CAN picture all those Karens pooing! Google Fi. Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs cry by Janis Joplin! Flyover land? Sounds like something theyd have made Jefferson Airplane sing at the end of White Rabbit when performing on Ed Sullivan to phase out all the drug references. Always fast forward or change the channel. They brought back the flight attendants. Shes an icon for over ten years. "So we're dancing now? I wish they would bring back the Country Western Band version. The VoiceOver is by a woman with a Chav British accent. You have to have a certain timeline to go after someone and that were at the 418th in already dude. X50. Is for you to learn how to eat her pussy to climax, you limp dick. News & Info about TV Spots from all around the world. [quote] YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. I cant dive for the mute button fast enough. Its like lets treat women like clowns and undeserving of respect or simple privacy. God, shes fucking annoying. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. The Moto-man - half man, half motorcycle. You know they come up with the most bogus excuses as to why they want to hold on or get moms jewelry. I cant hit the mute button fast enough. To that end, we have secured a third-party accessibility organization,My Blind Spot, to perform automated and manual tests at quarterly intervals to ensure our compliance to WCAG 2.0 AA. Szaz, not nasal enough. The only more ridiculous food delivery company is that stupid Daily Harvest nonsense. The best part is when the frau preggo wife waddles in and swears they had run out and he being a complete sociopath simply says we did. So again hes alienated a huge percentage of possible viewers including other minorities. [quote]I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware. Is Bill the guy who pulls up his shirt to reveal the worst case of flesh-eating bacteria I've ever seen? Poor Kevin thinks yelling at the top of his lungs is funny. No shame at all. [quote]Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. I kept E Channel on most of the summer while I was packing -mindless hours of Sex and the City reruns and hours of Kardashians. Those commercials for the online betting where the bitch is always saying MAKE.IT.RAIN. From hated to likable. Much like his on-screen character, Gavin has cerebral palsy, a lifelong condition that impacts movement and coordination skills. Stupid skinny Millennial cunts. If that's bad enough, you hear people in the audience shouting things like "Sing about yogurt!" Or is the mom just telling the kid the Fred Sanford juice is actually a form of milk?. Why does a kid blind enough to require a cane, wear glasses. The company got in trouble during the 2nd Obama administration for making claims they could not back up. Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 - YouTube 0:00 / 0:37 Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 OzLandTV 3.55K subscribers Subscribe 127K views 2 years ago Colgate Total. Yes, R69, ALL the prescription drug commercials! The Joe Namath Medicare ads are equally annoying. Any commercial jumping on the new bandwagon: incorporating a stupid TikTok video in it. Ask the Colgate Chatbot. Why does EVERY god damned commercial need a jacked up SONG to go with it??!! Those fucking Medicare ads are back. Colgate Commercial - 2008 was released on: USA: 29 January 2008 (internet) . trentonsocial.com 2018. and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. Also saw a commercial featuring Ebenezer Scrooge on a Pelaton or some other exercise equipment with the entire ad bastardizing the meaning of A Christmas Carol. "Hungry Root came throuuuuuuuugh." I just actually looked at the "I like red" commercial for the first time this season and it's a little different than the previous several years' versions. Or employees are paid to appear (as anyone else would be) and some do it for the money, yet we're supposed to believe what they're being paid to say? Only time? R177=What about the annoying chatterbox who talks so fast she's unintelligible? It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!! The part of the apparatus which goes into the body is sure not a catheter. I was loving the Larry David commercial until I realized it was a spot for fucking bitcoin. Lol r55 actually its called a bubble massage or some shit like that. [quote]The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. Alphonso is so much more than his HIV medicine, R206 - he's also a hole to be used! So radical!". And the creepy bridesmaid is the same know it all chick from the Sling ad. Not the bastardized hipster East Side LA with Los Feliz and Silverlake. Body parts are floppy or too stiff. TheraBreath 24-Hour Fresh Breath Toothpaste. Discover life at Colgate. The stinky pussy deodorant commercial is disgusting. Toms of Maine Natural Anticavity Fluoride Toothpaste. The one with Jill Scott singing, it's an insurance company. Love, The momma who relates 33 Share Most posts here are obscure or rarely seen commercials not the incessant ones that drive us to want to commit suicide. That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class. Remember, cerebral palsy does not affect a persons ability to have children. Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH! and the kid answers "I know". r547, yes, I'm part of that. Enough! Use supermodels or very attractive women instead! I always liked the one at the link when it was airing in 2007 and am glad to see it's been preserved on YouTube -- I wish current producers would follow its example. Get Aidy Bryant off those horrid Gap spots. You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke. The only commercial TV I watch is the Wheel of Fortune - Jeopardy hour. Enjoy the best in current fiction, romance, mystery, biography, adventure, and morein easy-to-read large print! Yeah thanks guys. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range. She must really have a super low self esteem for herself to create such a freakish look. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. Some ad for medication - with a teen and his uncle. Bleh. I just saw the commercial with the blind boy on the bus. the United States He checks, nods dramatically, and then helps himself to all of the asparagus. Especially SAG. The Geico gecko needs to be done. It's basically a department store, like Marshalls, they sell discounted high end items. There are several different variations of the ad and the longest is 2+ minutes! Build a Bright Future With Us. The new 'Martha' ads for Medicare advantage plans is downright AWFUL. Bad PR so to speak . I LOATHE that commercial with the woman driving the convertible with the band in the backseat playing "Grazing in the Grass" - what the fucking FUCK?! Oh, please. haunts my dreams. #316 - I agree with you about Khloe K - she looks like she must have intense self esteem issues to put her face and body through that much surgery. What is going ON HERE??? Ok - that Humira commercial where the attractive 20 something white and black women are doing a radio show or podcast in their Garage. Her kids scream at her to get out of their room and her mom waves her away like an insect. R393, that commercial is word for word better in the Spanish shoot. Isnt Vice supposed to be the ultra liberal counter to Fox News? Your not fooling anyone that he's still a kid.and that 20 year old caleb with his squeaky voice making our ears bleed. Do people still watch commercial tv? I hate the women pooping commercials. May he just needs to open them. The little twit in the Brainly App ad being disrespectful and condescending to her father. and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid! The commercials alone would make me run the fuck away. Lindells type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel. Does Elton really need the money?! What are 3 early signs of cerebral palsy? Im not a car, Im a fucking human being! He has a birthmark on the left side of his face, which is mistaken for a bruise of some sort in the first episode, Pilot by one of the women he is fornicating with.
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